The Japanese Have Balls

Considering I can barely keep up with writing e-mails, I really don't know why I've taken up blogging. It's been nearly two weeks since my last meagre post! And this site still has no meaning. I wonder if this is postmodern?

I've been thinking about posting a few things here but never actually got my ass to the computer while any form of inspiration was still alive within me. Now is no exception but I thought I should elaborate on testicles anyway.

I've been thinking about them off and on ever since I watched 平成狸合戦ぽんぽこ, Pom Poko. How come our folk tales are so boring, gruesome at best, while the Japanese incorporate all the fun things in theirs?

Like testicles! Come on people, they even make Tanuki FLY! These cute little racoon dogs would be so much less intriguing without them.



So you gotta give it up to the Japanese. They really know their cute, and have a wicked folklore. As for the testicles, it really makes sense. They are undeniably one of the most important parts of our culture and existence:

1. They serve as brains for 3,248,080,000 pepole, that's 50.26% of the entire world's population!

2. In the English language, testicles or balls are synonymous with courage.

3. With a little help from their ovarian counterparts, testicles are responsible for the reproduction of the human race, and much of the animal kindgom.

Think about it, people!