Sunday, December 24, 2006

It's Christmas, dah'link!

Dah'links!!

What a fabulous time of year we have! You stuffing your insatiable faces like the turkey on your Christmas table makes me look positively slender and sleek!

No better time to don the newest in feline winter fashion, ah non!? It's mah'vellous.

Merry smeggin' Christmas y'all!






Wednesday, December 06, 2006

News from the Hood

Peeps and peepettes,

The unimaginable has happened. My very own Hood has been invaded by two scrawny little woozy buggers, one of which actually has the audacity to be black. They're both nuts.

So just remember this, fuzzy little brats:

I'M IN UR YARD, WATCHIN' UR BACKZ!!